What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
09.06.2025 11:26
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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Make Nazis afraid again!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.